Let's talk about Nigerian Banks!!! Just for fun!!!

U.B.A!!!
That bank look like a shrine..
Everywere is just painted red.. Hehehehehe.
This bank is very stingy... They will never
employ workers...

It's only UBA you will enter and see empty cashier seat... They only employ 1 Cashier.. Stressing customers as if they will feed you after.

I suspect there general manager is a
Manchester United fan. Spent a lot of money to build a bank but employ few slow workers who can't even satisfy customers (Pogba).

First Bank!!!
This bank has the highest number of
customers... The only bank that looks like a
market... The only difference is that u see
people with suit and pen.
Lolsssss.
Eco Bank!!!
This bank will just be looking like somebody bathroom.. Very small bank... Just jam park people like sardine.... There workers no dey even wear suit again.. Probably because of heat... Everybody they enter with handfan.

Diamond Bank!!!
This bank dey vex me pass PHCN. Just fancy
for nothing.... They will just use flowers and
design everywhere... I even heard there general manager is an Agriculturist.... Only to employ beautiful ladies... Some people will come to bank and won't like to go back again.

Zenith Bank!!!
The only thing they know how to do best is to decorate there wall with mirrors.. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind...
Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confuse. you won't even know which road to follow Cus everybody is appearing two two.. I wonder if there general manager is a fan of Crystal palace.. Just carry crystal full everywhere.

Union Bank!!!!
This bank is older than some people grand
father... Sometimes, I begin to think maybe
the children of Israelite have account with
union bank... Their security men sef na old
old men... Lol old old men bank... Even baba
Buhari has an Account with union bank....
Even ordinary water dispenser them no get.. If you are thirsty, go and fetch water from the gallon beside the security man.
No vex abeg, na joke ooh.